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I was born in the wrong decade, I whisper as I smooth my Starfleet uniform and gaze wistfully at the sky.
my grandmother just hissed, “my nemisis is here”
she’s playing online scrabble
so the gifset didn’t load correctly
woth the taste of your lops im on a rode
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
i actually snorted
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
*sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan*
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*